Joke of the Day

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right
in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground.

When he finally gets himself to the doctor, he says "How
bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my
fiancee is still a virgin in every way."

The doc said, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to
let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next
week."

So the doc takes four tongue depressors and formed a neat
little 4-sided bandage, and wired it all together; an
impressive work of art.

The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries, and
on his honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open
her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts.

This was the first time he saw them.

She says, "You'll be the first, no one has ever touched
these breasts."

He whips down his pants and says, "Look at this, it's
still in the CRATE!"